Tonight’s quiz is relatively simple — no soul-searching, no hard moral decisions, no strain on your intellect. Tonight, you need to ask yourself, What kind of superhero am I?
You are Hulk
|You are a wanderer with
Wait a minute, that doesn’t seem right. Did I answer the questions correctly? I was hoping to be Catwoman, but I guess I don’t wear thongs often enough (and never a push-up bra). I didn’t answer any of the strength questions on the high side of the scale.
Maybe it has to do with a librarian’s inner strength, or perhaps it’s our quickness to anger when people ask “Now that I can Google everything, why do we need a library?”
Maybe it’s just that underneath my keenly honed information-savvy exterior, I am at heart a brutish deconstructionist lout. … Lemme take that stupid quiz again.
But wait! Maybe it’s that I’m actually a Super Villain…